This a brief glimpse of dinner with myself, Alex, and our house guest (here on known as HG).
Stephanie – Ewww y’all are going to eat crabs? {shudder} Those things freak me out.
Alex – {laughing} Yes they do. She is totally terrified of crabs and lobsters. She can’t even watch someone eat them. Its hilarious. Order it! Order it!
HG – Are you serious? They’re dead.
Stephanie – LALALALALALALAL!!!
Alex – {fingers pinched together} It’s a crab claw. I’m gonna pinch you. {repeated pinching me and tickling}
Stephanie – AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Stop oh God oh God please oh please stop stop stop!!
HG – {staring in perplexity} But it’s just his hands?! I don’t get you.
Stephanie – Look its his fault he showed me the dumb YouTube video. They are giant spiders just waiting to eat your soul.
Alex and HG – {Laughing} You are just sad.
Stephanie – {Evil Glower} Eat. Your. Soul.!
And that ladies and gents is why romantic dinners are rare in our house. Alex thinks romance is pinching me with his evil crab claws. I think romance is candles by the beach. See the disparity? Sighs, men are just giant boys with toads.
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I can’t eat crabs either if it helps. Well I’ll eat the meat, but I cannot touch them myself. The husband has to do all the work and open it for me, lol. I don’t like being reminded it was a real animal I guess. I probably don’t want to check out this video if it makes you more afraid of crabs. Great dinner story
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LOL I can’t even handle the meat. They are just giant spiders in my brain and I’m sorry but I’m not eating a spider in any form or fashion. Crustacean version or not. /Shudder!!!
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Ha! At least he can make you laugh! Or do things that inspire funny blog posts
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Well he certainly can make me laugh even when I’m squealing in terror.