We’re Making a Left Turn!

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“Whatcha been doing Bubba J?”

“Watching NASCAR and drinking Beer….its a sport easy to follow when you’re drunk. They’re making a left turn, oh look another left turn!” – Jeff Dunham and Bubba J

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Y’all have heard of NASCAR right? Did you know it started out as boot-legging moonshine and has its history begin in Dawsonville, GA?

Nope? – Well look at all the neat things I can teach you!

Every year Dawsonville has a Moonshine Festival where the rednecks gather to show off their fancy schmancy boot-legging cars, crafters gather to peddle their products, and fried food. As you might have guessed Alex and I joined the crowds by piling into the church parking lots on Sunday (there is no service on the moonshine days y’all!) and wandering our way through the festival.

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We ate the fried food. We thought about Fried Candy but elected to go with Fried apple dough….soooooo good when its warm and covered in cinnamon and powdered sugar. (Remember we’re southern, everything that can be fried is.)

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We shopped.

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The only thing we did not see? Anything ‘shine related! Such a travesty to go to a festival about a product famous for being illegal and not be able to find any of said product. Who would have thought?

Oh well at least we got some fried dough out of the deal!

What is the weirdest festival you’ve ever been to and for that matter, what is your favorite festival food?

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Saturday Alex and I went to the corn maize. We went to the corn maize after several hours at the local Mexican restaurant and bar wherein we listened to Mariachi versions of Pink Floyd, Johnny Cash, Jimmy Buffett, and other such entertainments.

(Key word you will note is we were at the BAR. Drinking for those of you missing the obvious.)

Then we headed to the local dairy farm because they have a pretty awesome corn maize.

At 10 p.m. Because the dark is an optimal time to get lost in a corn maize. Didn’t you know?

So we enter said corn maize only to realize one or two key things.

  1. Flashlights while important, are not quite as important as BATTERIES for your flashlight. Otherwise you won’t get fun photos. And we all know photos are key.   IMG 4509.CR2  151x300 Amaizeing Education
  2. Pre-teen girls scream really high-pitched, but also will cling desperately to you when older teenage boys are chasing them in the dark. Then they will follow you around just so they can hopefully one day get out.
  3. After you rescue said pre-teens, you will then meet two other strangers where you will bond over attempting to do the second part of the maize. Bonding will occur of questions such as “How many gallons of milk will a cow produce in its lifetime?” or “How many miles of thread can a pound of wool generate?” wherein the answers to get out of the maize depends on you correctly answering the question.
  4. When the temps are in the 50′s you should probably wear a jacket. Not just a long sleeve shirt. Otherwise your rather chivalrous husband will have to give up his coat and then make fun of you until you arrive home.  IMG 4510 300x178 Amaizeing Education
  5. Lastly, a map while helpful is utterly useless once you are amidst the corn with the exception of two points. The entrance and the exit.

So remember when going to a corn maize that you should drink first, help the pre-teens in puppy love with the cute yet terrifying teenage boys, bring batteries and wear coats. This has been your helpful PSA for enjoying your fall activities whilst thinking about Children of the Corn. Happy Fall Y’all!

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Apples and Moonshine

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Have the leaves turned by you yet? Perhaps the air has gotten a tad crisper? I know it has by Alex and I which is why this past weekend we took the top down on the jeep, the doors and windows off, and I grabbed a good hairbrush so we could head on up to the apple orchards.

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Hillcrest Apple Orchard is one of the most popular orchards along “Apple Highway” in Ellijay, GA. It’s also the one with the moonshine museum which automatically makes it Alex’s favorite. Not that they actually SERVE moonshine. Because that would be naughty.

The museum did have some rather interesting stills. From the mud-packed ones, to the half buried ones, y’all gotta give hillbillies credit. When they want a little ‘shine they sure are gonna find a way to make it, hide it, and sell it!

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Alex sure studied the set-up’s pretty extensively. (Y’all don’t think he’s got any plans do you?)

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I mean, that’s what stock car racing (otherwise known as NASCAR i.e. a Sunday staple along with Football and Church) was all about when it first got started. They had this fun photo spot at the end where you could have your picture taken in a cut-out of a boot-legger and Alex very reluctantly agreed to take a photo.

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I bribed him a little more with the offer of cider donuts and he actually stuck is FACE in the photo the second go-around. (The man will do dang near anything for these delicious, melt-in-your-mouth donuts. Which is lucky for me since I sure wasn’t getting into that photo!)

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After wandering the festival area and the museum tour we headed off to the actual orchards. We wandered past Rome, Mutsu, Fuji, and Golden Delicious apples so I could get to my haven.

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Granny Smith apples. YUM!

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Alex went for the Golden Delicious and Rome.

We ended up topping off the bag with a huge mix of everything else which will be perfect for the apple pies I’m planning on making later this week.

Lastly we examined all of the jams and jellies they had inside. I had a few favorites, Tequila Jam being one of them. Alex however insisted on a jam that would (and did) make my boss cringe.

I wouldn’t let him buy it for her because well, I want to keep my job! (Plus I really don’t like wearing jelly and I’m pretty sure the jar would have been tossed in the air since Frogs are her nemesis.)

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Now that we are back home with our TWENTY-FIVE POUNDS of apples I have a lot of baking to do. Alex, he’s just ready to head to the next festival.

Course it is the Moonshine Festival so I can’t say I blame him.

Not Quite Deliverance

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This past weekend was definitely an adventure for me.

On Saturday I woke up semi-early and gathered my bathing suit, flip-flops, camera (why I don’t know) (this will make more sense in a moment) and other gear to head to Duluth, GA.

Why Duluth? Welp, because in Duluth is some fun $10 River Tubing. (Where a good camera should probably NOT go with fancy gear of which I do not have.) When we arrived we both promptly filled out our paperwork and went to pay our fee. We encountered hurdle #1 when the gentleman checking us in questioned our sanity at using open bottom tubes for a four-hour ride. He strongly suggested we go with the closed bottom tubes and boy were we glad we listened to him!

By 11:30 we were climbing into our tubes and exclaiming over the river. You see, the water that day was a whopping 55 degrees. Can you imagine how numb our tushies would have been after four hours?!?! (So grateful for the closed bottom tubes)

Then began our gentle ride.

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So about two hours into the ride, passing past the most lovely of mansions, we noticed the sun seemed to be covered by a lone cloud. We laughed it off because we had checked the weather and as much as our guide warned us about what to do in a storm, no way would it rain today. I mean it was ONE CLOUD.

Pshh 15 minutes later the heavens opened up with some VERY cold rain. We toughed it out though and kept floating, well and paddling with our frozen arms, until the sun shone once again. We both settled in to laze down the river once more.

A little while longer, guess what…MORE RAIN. This time we, being the smart chickies we are, headed for the nearest overhang to take cover.

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Not our actual hiding spot

Thank goodness for falling trees!

It pretty much drizzled most of the ride on, about 30 minutes of our trip. It was pretty crazy and fun, but we’ve learned one very important lesson.

Always pay for the paddle – paddling with your arms in 55 degree weather is really REALLY not fun.

What did y’all do this weekend?

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We love going to festivals and typically this means our fall is chock full of stuff to do. Normally our summer weekends are spent finding something, ANYTHING, to do inside. In the A/C. The shade. The pool….in other words recovering from the mind-numbing humid heat that Georgia is well-known for.

However, this past weekend I lost my marbles and decided to surprise Alex by taking him to the Sunflower Farm Festival. We had highs predicted in the mid 90′s. In the sun it felt like it was actually over 100…oh and it needed to rain. Badly. (Y’all like to just swim through the air right?) However, despite all this we went on down to Rutledge, GA for a chance to see fields of sunflowers.

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Now if y’all have never been to Georgia (sighs, my brain just had to re-type “ain’t” four times) you may not have heard about good ol’ Georgia Red Clay. If you’ve had the chance to visit then its highly likely you might’ve noticed that oh, a good 90% of the state has RED MUD. It’s just something that you’ve got to accept and love when you live here.

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Due to the weather, Alex had an abundance of this red dirt road clay as a souvenir. As did I, but you couldn’t tell till I took off my flip-flops. Then you could see my “tan” lines.

Part of the reason this festival was so important to Alex is his Momma. You see, she loved Loved LOVED Sunflowers when she was alive. So Alex has a ton of memories with her and Sunflowers. The festive was a great treat for me to observe him and know that he was remembering his Momma. Plus I finally got him to take some photos!

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All in all it was a pretty great way to spend my Sunday. Saturday and Monday are two other blog posts, but y’all I’m so busy I barely have time to think so that will have to wait for another day. In the meantime, Happy Belated Fourth of July! (And Happy Birthday America…I’ll share my birthday cake with you.)

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Sunday Dates with My Hubby-boyfriend

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Did you enjoy school? I did, except for one subject. Science. Ugh! I hated those classes, occasionally I got a teacher that made the subject interesting (nothing could have made chemistry cool…nothing) but for the most part I was left to flounder in the dark struggling my way through the dreaded subject.

However, as an adult I’ve tried to find educational ways to entertain myself so Alex and I have been going  to a LOT of museums lately. (We feel so mature when we do this…till we play with all the kid activities!) Sunday we decided it was too dang hot out to spend the day in the sun so we headed to Tellus, North Georgia’s Science Museum.

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Y’all….they make science COOL!

It happened to be me the Rock Festival this weekend so that had vendors inside and out sharing all sorts of information about geodes, rocks, crystals, and they were selling a lot of the items as well. Alex was particularly caught by the guy who hand – cuts and polishes stone guitar picks. He then sells then at booths and online. (Y’all evidently one of these bad boys can last multiple YEARS! How cool is that?!)

After awhile we stepped away from the rocks and wandered our way through various parts of the permanent museum displays. We stopped by the aviation displays where we were captivated by this progressional AND to scale (1:48 to be exact) set of models showing the rockets history.

Check out the size of the average man versus the largest rocket ever created. (The rocket is NASA’s Saturn 5) Now imagine being told, “John we need you go work on rocket blaster 1 over there, don’t get lost climbing inside.” Teheheh.

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We also were able to look at a mock-up of the Appollo 1 capsule. They also had a life-size space suit beside it to give you an idea of what the typical outfit looks like in relation to your body.

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Wait? How did he get in there?! (Confession: He made me take photos with me in the suit too, however since I edit the photos that one shall never make its way onto this blog. Perhaps onto Facebook or Photobucket, but not here. Ever.)

From there we moved on to technology in terms of motors. I told Alex I found his next car.

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He can tool me around on dates in it.

From here we wandered over to the pre-historic animals (read that as Dinosaurs!). I chatted it up with Stan the T-Rex.

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We compared nails and I determined that he would have had a HUGE pedicure bill with these babies.

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Alex, who can’t seem to help but touch every thing that says “PLEASE TOUCH” explored this odd blob before reading the sign. You know what this is?

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Dino Poop. Yup Alex went around touching Dino Poop that had fossilized.

He also did a little turtle talking and decided that he could have moved on to this guy’s shell.

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We both were amazed to see Nessie here! (SCIENCE FACT: For a long time believers really felt that Nessie, the Loch Ness monster, was one of these dinosaurs that somehow managed to survive extinction. This belief was later disproved.)

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As we were getting to leave this area Alex came across THE BIG ONE THAT GOT AWAY.

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"I swear Stephanie, It was THIS big!"

Kinda puts the whole “Scary Great White” into perspective doesn’t it?

Next we took a short break by riding 3-D roller coasters in space via the planetarium. I never knew I could get motion sick on a fake ride, but the stars spinning, the horizon swirling, and the lights off led to me clutching Alex’s hand for dear life while mumbling “Why did I pick this show? Why did I pick this show?” to myself.

The last thing we did was wandered through the ROCK section of the museum. Here we explored meteors and the periodic table.

SCIENCE FACT: Did you know Francium was named for France? Yup! And per the super helpful display we also learned one other thing.

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It has no known uses. I wonder what they were trying to say when they named it after France. (And it’s not the only one like this. Check out the photos on the Facebook page for more!)

Finally we were ending the tour when I was distracted by Georgia’s very own state gemstone. Can you identify what it is? (hint: Purple is not the only color it comes in…this is just my college alum color)

I tried to show Alex that it was just the right size for me to carry around, but he wasn’t budging on this whole “leave it at the museum” silliness.

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I didn’t want to over-load y’alls computers so the rest of the hundred+ photos Alex and I managed to take on Sunday, as well as a bunch from Saturday and the visit to the Winery are posted up on my Photobucket page. (later this week at least) I’ll also be pulling from these for some Wordless Wednesday posts so be sure to watch the Photography page for photos.

So question, If we were to visit you in your city, what nearby museum would you recommend and why?

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